Biker joke.........Too Little, Too Late

Doug Klassen from Fourty Years on Two Wheels had recently posted his rendition of what a biker means in What's in a name. http://40on2.blogspot.com/2008/08/whats-in-name.html

According to his image of a Biker, the 60's version of a ruffian hoodlum on two wheels, here is a very fitting joke.

A regular Joe is at the Pearly Gates, hoping to be admitted.

St. Peter says to the guy,

"I can't see that you did anything really good in your life, but you never did anything bad either. I tell you what, if you can tell me one really good deed that you did, I'll open Heaven's Gates to you."

So the guy says,

"I was driving down the road and saw a gang of bikers assaulting this poor girl. So I pulled over, got out my car, grabbed a tire iron and walked straight up to the gang's leader--a huge ugly guy with a studded leather jacket, bald head but with hair all over his body, and a chain running from his nose to his ear.
Undaunted, I ripped the chain out of his nose and ear and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and, wielding my tire iron, yelled to the rest of them, "You leave this poor, innocent lady alone! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!"

Impressed, St. Peter says,

"Really? I can't seem to find this in your file. When did this happen?"

"Oh, about two minutes ago."

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Minnesota State Fair

10 days and counting!!!!!





The Minnesota State Fair is one of the Nations largest and most attended State Fairs around. It runs this year August 21st through Labor Day September 1st.





Each Year it averages Aprox. 1.5 to 2 million atttendees. It is some of the best people watching on the planet as ALL walks of life visit this fair each year. This year, 2008 should be no different.





It is is held on a 320 acre permanent fairground located roughly halfway between downtown St. Paul and downtown Minneapolis, MN. It is marketed as "The Great Minnesota Get Together". It is indeed one of the largest state fairs in the United States. It is one of the most popular such events in the country. It boasts six stages of live entertainment, more than 700 free live performances, 1,300 commercial exhibits, and 300 food booths.





One of the best things about the fair is obviously the food. My family goes to the fair about 2 out of every 3 ears. We each have our own list of "must have" food items. Many of which are Minni donoughts, Sweet Martha's Chocolate chip cookies, Pronto Pups, Dino's Gyros, Corn roast sweet corn on the cob, etc. etc. etc. The list goes on.





I find it very interesting that just about everything comes on a stick of some sorts now days. At the Minnesota State Fair this year there will be approximately 59 differents foods on a stick. see youtube vid.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-5Lr2IhB_o



One of the many foods on a stick is the porkchop on a stick. a PORKCHOP ON A STICK IS REAL!




I've done my own sick and twisted homage to this.



***(CAUTION. DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!)****



MMMMMM, Tasty!

Harley Davidson Sportster Custom - XL 883C

A sleek look combined with a straight style for the boulevard and street make the Harley Davidson Sportster Custom - XL 883C a distinctive ride for 2008. The legendary Sportster profile, topped by a sculpted 4.5-gallon fuel tank with a clean profile. Other features of HD Sportster Custom - XL 883C are Forward controls in the front, Shorty dual exhaust system in the back, two-up seat, and pullback handlebars give the XL 883 Custom laid-back style.

Harley Davidson Sportster Custom - XL 883C is coming with the color options ; Vivid black, brilliant silver, black pearl, fire red pearl, glacier white pearl, rich sunglo blue, two-tone rich sunglo blue and chopper blue, two-tone chopper blue and brilliant silver, two-tone fire red pearl and vivid black.


If you see the HD Sportster Custom - XL 883C It will let your eyes chow down on a machine packed with the kind of style that never gets old. From the bullet headlamp on back, it’s all finished off with fine metallic details. Nothing like taking a good thing further.


More specification about this product are :

• Isolation-mounted XL Evolution 883cc engine
• Silver powder-coated engine and with polished treatment
• Chrome Laced Steel 21-inch front wheel
• Silver Solid Disc Cast Aluminium 16-inch rear wheel
• Chrome low-rise handlebar on pullback riser
• One-piece, two-up Sportster Classic seat
• Chrome Staggered Shorty Dual exhaust
• Low-Profile rear shocks
• Forward foot controls
• 4.5-gallon/17.0 litre fuel tank
• NEW tank graphics
• Smart Security System