How many zeros in a billion?
The  next time you hear a politician use the 
word 'billion' in a casual manner, think  about 
whether you want the  'politicians' spending 
YOUR  tax money.
A  billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a  good job of 
putting that figure into some perspective  in 
one of it's  releases.
A.  
A  billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B.  
A  billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C.  
A  billion hours ago our ancestors were 
living in the Stone Age.
D.  
A  billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
E.  
A billion dollars ago was only
8 hours and 20 minutes,
at the rate our government
is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
let's take a look at New Orleans
It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.
Louisiana Senator, 
Mary Landrieu (D)
is presently askingCongress for
250 BILLION DOLLARS
to rebuild New Orleans Interesting number...
what  does it mean?
A.  
Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans
(every man, woman, and child)
you each get$516,528.
B. 
Or...  if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home  gets $1,329,787.
C.  
Or... if you are a family of four...
your family gets $2,066,012.
Washi  ngton, D. C  
HELLO!
Are all your calculators broken??
Accounts Receivable  Tax 
Building Permit  Tax 
CDL License Tax 
Cigarette Tax 
Corporate Income Tax 
Dog License Tax 
Federal Income  Tax
Federal  Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel  Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance  Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS  Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License  Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge  taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales  Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State  Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal  Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge  Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and  Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage  ChargeTax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales  Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation  Tax
STILL THINK THIS IS  FUNNY?
Not  one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
and our nation was the most  prosperous in the world. 
We  had absolutely no national debt... 
We had the largest middle class in the world...
and  Mom stayed home to raise the kids. 
What  happened? 
Can  you spell 'politicians!' 
And I still have  to 
press "1"
for  English.
I  hope this goes aroundthe  
USA
at  least 100 times
What  the HECK happened????? 


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